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SHARE E-mail this story Add this to your blog! <a href="http://www.teaspoontimes.com/story/bk744y63xzb6460s"></a> FROM THE ARCHIVE 'Joe the Plumber' quits plumbing, opens burger joint McCain win could trigger mass exodus to Mars Quantum poll finds 0%, 100% of nation voting for Obama

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