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REPORTER THROWS DOG AT BUSH, CALLS HIM SHOE

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an incident similar to one yesterday at a press conference in Baghdad in which an angry Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at President Bush and called him a “dog,” a hysterical journalist stood up this morning during a press conference in Washington, threw a dog at the president, and called him a “shoe.&r...
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Dick Cheney finds 100th way to make kids cry

JACKSON, WY—Passengers and crew on a United Airlines flight approaching Jackson Hole Airport yesterday reported an airplane full of crying kids and stressed-out parents when the arrival of Air Force Two suddenly took priority, delaying their landing. The incident means that merely by taking a winter vacation, Vice President Dick Cheney has...
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