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| OUTWITTING THE GROCERY COUPON MACHINE I must admit I actually like going to the grocery store. Yet there’s one part of the whole experience I dread. The part when I’m finished checking out and the cashier hands me my receipt along with a mile-long strand of the most pointless, good-for-nothing coupons in existence, generated by that infernal, unholy machine that sits nex... Today, we are going to talk about things that could potentially be hazardous to your health. Almost everyone knows about the health dangers of smoking, drinking, drugs, and telling your kids it’s time for bed. But not too long ago, I was skiing, and halfway down the slope I saw a big sign that said, ‘INVERTED AERIALS SUBSTANTIALLY IN... A blank page has always held some sort of mystical attraction for me. I always have to stare at it for a few minutes, admiring its purity, innocence, and the fresh start it represents. An hour later, I’m staring at the same blank page, cursing and pulling the hair out of my head because I still can’t think of a thing to write. That&r...
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