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DALLAS, TX – A 15x12x10 FedEx box, containing a three-pack of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, two cans of Coca Cola Classic and a family photograph, recently spoke out about its upcoming trip to Europe, describing itself as “crazy excited” about the journey.

PHILADELPHIA, PA—In a formal ceremony held just outside the entrance to Terminal A this afternoon, the entire Philadelphia International Airport was renamed Greg, as a way of “putting a face on the charm and personality it has taken on over the years” since the first terminal was opened in 1940.

DENVER, CO—Despite the Transportation Security Administration’s strict ban on carrying more than three ounces of any liquid or gel through an airport security checkpoint, Ross Jensen, a Westminster resident and cocktail sauce aficionado, risked severe embarrassment, missing his flight, and being fined up to $10,000 when he slipped a ...
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