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Two once-obscure online companies, Facebonk, Inc. and Hoogle Corp., have reported a record number of visitors to their websites over the last few years, due in part to the staggering success of two similarly-spelled internet powerhouses, Facebook.com and Google.

ATLANTA, GA—Doctors at St. Joseph’s Hospital in Atlanta announced today they have successfully delivered a baby girl, who through a slight genetic modification and intense prenatal conditioning, was born with 1 digg. At 7:45 this morning, Priscilla Lorraine Lemontree, daughter of Julian and Stacey Lemontree, was placed in the hospita...
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